Good vibrations and welcome to my own personal
echo chamber! Consider this place a petri dish
full of woke mind viruses. Stick
around too long and you might just catch my
rather contagious drift. Below, you’ll find a live culture of my latest obsessions—unsolicited manifestos on environmentalism, frantic notes from my losing
battle with modern technology, and the general
musings of a brain that's a little too rotted.
It’s all served up with a heavy dose of
self-awareness and a heaping side of cringe.
If you have a weakened humor system, pre-existing conditions such as extreme bias and/or donkey brain, or have ever had an allergic reaction to Judaism, please consult with a narcissistic Twitch streamer before consuming any of my unpasteurized thoughts. Side effects may include the sudden urge to
install Linux, a deep-seated distrust of modern
agriculture, and the nagging feeling that this
whole "Anthropocene" thing may have been a bad
idea.
Lastly, be sure to F5 often, as I'm always
cultivating something new!
Hugs and kisses,
-Ber
P.S. For those who like to pre-screen their content for ideological purity, I've constructed the following political compass to save you the trouble of actually having to read anything:
On Zionism & Anal Sex
I find sodomy to be a tremendous pain in the ass. That is, the term not the act. It is written in the Hebrew bible -and thus plagarized in many others- that "Sodomy" refers to the story of Sodom (Genesis 19), where the sin of the city was traditionally interpreted as inhospitality, violence, and sexual exploitation (not exclusively homosexual acts)....
Nuclear fucking sucks
I’ve watched—with growing concern—a troubling paradigm shift take hold in climate discourse: the sudden rehabilitation of nuclear energy as an environmentalist dark horse. Once a taboo subject, nuclear power is now being framed as a misunderstood savior, a necessary compromise in the desperate scramble to cut emissions...
All Gas No Brakes
I’ve watched—with growing concern—a troubling paradigm shift take hold in climate discourse: the sudden rehabilitation of nuclear energy as an environmentalist dark horse. Once a taboo subject, nuclear power is now being framed as a misunderstood savior, a necessary compromise in the desperate scramble to cut emissions...
The Bund's Greatest Mistake
I’ve watched—with growing concern—a troubling paradigm shift take hold in climate discourse: the sudden rehabilitation of nuclear energy as an environmentalist dark horse. Once a taboo subject, nuclear power is now being framed as a misunderstood savior, a necessary compromise in the desperate scramble to cut emissions...
Welcome to Costco, I love you
I'm not an expert—on climate change or, let's be honest, anything—but I do have a compulsive (and rather self-destructive) tendency to marinate my brain in a potent parlay of doomsday pornography and environmentalist tears. The consequence of this endeavor is that over the years the once viable gray matter that filled my dome has been reduced to a mason jar of mushy overnight oats...
Five cents, please.
I’ve watched—with growing concern—a troubling paradigm shift take hold in climate discourse: the sudden rehabilitation of nuclear energy as an environmentalist dark horse. Once a taboo subject, nuclear power is now being framed as a misunderstood savior, a necessary compromise in the desperate scramble to cut emissions...
Do (((They))) Control the Government?
I’ve watched—with growing concern—a troubling paradigm shift take hold in climate discourse: the sudden rehabilitation of nuclear energy as an environmentalist dark horse. Once a taboo subject, nuclear power is now being framed as a misunderstood savior, a necessary compromise in the desperate scramble to cut emissions...
