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Nuclear fucking sucks

October 20, 2025 0 Comments

Environmentalism Climate Politics

I’ve watched ── ⋆⋅ with growing concern ⋅⋆ ── a troubling paradigm shift take hold in climate discourse: the sudden rehabilitation of nuclear energy as an environmentalist dark horse. Once a taboo subject, nuclear power is now being framed as a misunderstood savior, a necessary compromise in the desperate scramble to cut emissions.


The argument goes like this: With time running out, renewables alone—solar, wind, geothermal—can’t possibly meet 21st-century energy demands. Nuclear, we’re told, is the pragmatic solution—a dense, reliable energy source unfairly maligned by outdated fears. Some proponents go further, painting opposition to nuclear as the result of a shadowy smear campaign by oil and gas interests.


There are kernels of truth in these claims. Modern reactor designs are safer than their predecessors. Nuclear does offer a low-carbon alternative to fossil fuels. But beneath this seductive narrative lies a far more dangerous gamble—one its most vocal advocates downplay or ignore entirely.


Because here’s the uncomfortable reality: If someone promises to solve all your problems without requiring a single sacrifice, they’re not a revolutionary. They’re a charlatan.


Before dissecting the logistics, we must first confront a moral imperative:


The decisions we make today—particularly regarding the widespread adoption of nuclear fission—will not die with us. They will not even die with the children of tomorrow, who will have long forgotten our ways. These choices, made in service of our immediate needs, will echo across timescales so vast they dwarf the entirety of human history. To scale nuclear energy as aggressively as some propose is to permanently alter the trajectory of this planet—not for decades or centuries, but for geological epochs. And it will not affect us alone. Every living being on Earth, present and future, inherits this legacy.


Are we, at our very best, deserving of such authority?


Waste Concerns

Nuclear fission produces byproducts. Most become harmless within decades, but a fraction remains lethally radioactive for periods that defy human comprehension. Among the most concerning are:


  • Plutonium-239 (half-life: 24,000 years) → Requires ~240,000 years to decay to "safe" levels.
  • Technetium-99 (half-life: 211,000 years) → Requires ~2 million years to fully stabilize.
  • Neptunium-237 (half-life: 2 million years) → Requires ~20 million years to decay to negligible levels.

For perspective: The entire span of human civilization—from the first cities of Mesopotamia to the satellites now orbiting Earth—has unfolded in less than 6,000 years. Modern Homo sapiens walked out of Africa a mere 70,000 years ago, and even our species' oldest known fossils, buried in Morocco’s Jebel Irhoud caves, date back just 300,000 years. This radioactive waste will outlast us not by centuries, but by geologic epochs—enough time for glaciers to carve entirely new landscapes, for deserts to drown beneath new seas, and for forests to rise and vanish a dozen times over. In that span, new human species could evolve from our lineage — adapted to climates we’d find alien — only to go extinct long before the waste they inherit from us ceases to be lethal.


Plutonium-239 (Pu-239) poses the most pressing concern—not only is it routinely generated in reactors at far greater volumes than other long-lived isotopes, but what makes it particularly dangerous is not just its decay timeline, but how long it remains lethally radioactive. As it decays into uranium-235, it emits deadly levels of alpha radiation. Inhaling or ingesting even microscopic quantities of Pu-239 can cause lung and bone cancers through persistent internal irradiation, with no safe threshold for exposure. A single microgram inhaled gives a 50% chance of fatal lung cancer.


But how much plutonium are we really talking about—and what would a nuclear-powered civilization leave behind? Consider this: today's reactors generate 70 tons of plutonium-239 annually—and nuclear accounts for just 4.7% of global primary energy. To dethrone fossil fuels, capacity would need to increase at least tenfold, pushing annual Pu-239 production beyond 700 tons within decades—just to meet current demand.


A demand which, I must emphasize, has doubled every 30 years since 1950 without plateauing. By 2100, we'd face 250,000 tons of Pu-239 waste—enough to contaminate an area twice the size of England to hazardous levels. That's before counting uranium mining's ecological scars, the 98 other radioactive isotopes in spent fuel, or the inevitable accidents when operating 3,500+ reactors (versus today's 440).


So what of modern developments in sequestration? Proponents of nuclear energy love to cite today’s reactors as models of waste management, boasting of "rigorous protocols" and "exceedingly high safety standards." And technically, they’re not wrong—for now. Spent fuel is first cooled in pools for years, then encased in inert, corrosion-resistant casks designed to last decades. Some materials, like plutonium-239, remain entombed within highly radioactive spent fuel rods, theoretically deterring theft (since handling them unprotected would be fatal).


All of this, however, is a sleight of hand—a temporary fix masquerading as a permanent solution. These storage methods buy us time, but not the kind that matters. Steel and concrete degrade. Human institutions falter. Even the most "fail-safe" casks require maintenance, monitoring, and eventual replacement within mere centuries—a blink compared to the hundreds of millennia these materials remain hazardous.


To put this in perspective: The Great Pyramid of Giza, arguably humanity’s most enduring physical achievement, has stood for 4,500 years. King Tut’s tomb was sealed for 3,200 years before its discovery. Yet both are orders of magnitude younger than the timescales we’re discussing for nuclear waste. Civilizations collapse. Languages vanish. Entire epochs of knowledge evaporate. How do we warn future societies—whether hyper-advanced or post-collapse agrarian—that beneath their feet lies poison that outlived empires? The U.S. Department of Energy once convened linguists, anthropologists, and materials scientists to tackle this very question. Their proposed solutions ranged from obelisks engraved with screaming faces to atomic priesthoods perpetuating nuclear taboos through myth. It reads like dystopian satire—until you realize it’s the best we’ve got.


And before the rebuttal comes: What about recycling? Yes, fast breeder reactors could theoretically reduce plutonium stockpiles by reprocessing it into fuel. But these systems remain prohibitively expensive, politically radioactive, and—after 70 years of research—still experimental at scale. France’s much-touted La Hague facility has reprocessed less than 1% of global spent fuel, at costs that would bankrupt any venture without heavy subsidies. Worse, the process generates secondary waste streams just as deadly as the original. If humanity can’t even be bothered to recycle plastic, what are the odds we’ll sustainably manage plutonium?


This isn’t pessimism—it’s physics. The nuclear industry’s assurances crumble under the weight of time. We are playing alchemists, conjuring problems we lack the wisdom to contain.


Supply Concerns

Let’s entertain a fantasy: Suppose we do solve nuclear waste—burying it so meticulously that not a single curie leaks for 200,000 years, as if geological time were a spreadsheet we could lock with a password. Even then, fission’s fatal flaw remains: there isn’t enough fuel to run the machine.


Uranium, the lifeblood of conventional reactors, is not only finite but alarmingly scarce—and the numbers don’t lie. The World Nuclear Association estimates 6.1 million tons of economically extractable uranium exist globally. At current consumption rates (where nuclear supplies just 10% of global electricity), this would last ~90 years.


But here’s the catch: fossil fuels still dominate 80% of the world’s energy supply. Replacing them entirely with nuclear would require quintupling uranium demand—a conservative estimate, given that global energy consumption has doubled every 30 years since 1960. Under business-as-usual growth, we wouldn’t just need five times the uranium—we’d need exponentially more as demand continues to surge.


Even if we include all speculative reserves (an additional 7.6 million tons, assuming mining costs double or triple), we’d still exhaust the planet’s uranium in less than 50 years—a laughable timeline for a so-called "long-term" solution. And this ignores the brutal reality of extraction: uranium mining is energy-intensive, environmentally destructive, and geopolitically volatile.


Producing nuclear fuel is staggeringly inefficient: just 1 kg of usable uranium requires processing 200,000 kg of ore, while each ton mined leaves behind 2-3 tons of radioactive waste.

The nuclear industry's perennial answer to these limitations—breeder reactors and thorium—remain trapped in development purgatory. Breeder reactors, which transmute non-fissile uranium-238 into plutonium-239, have been "just years away" since Eisenhower's presidency; France's $12 billion Superphénix, the most ambitious attempt, collapsed under technical failures. Thorium reactors, often touted as cleaner alternatives, still require uranium or plutonium starters—nullifying their supposed sustainability while remaining decades from commercial viability.


Solar and wind, by contrast, rely on infinitely recyclable materials (silicon, steel, aluminum) and scale with demand without fuel constraints. The sun doesn’t run out of photons. The wind doesn’t need geopolitical stability.


Scaling Concerns

As of 2025, the world operates 440 nuclear reactors, supplying ~10% of global electricity. To replace fossil fuels entirely, we’d need ~3,500 plants—requiring building a new reactor every week for 70 years.


But reactors take a decade or more to construct. China—the fastest nation at nuclear construction—managed ~5 years per reactor in recent years. The U.S. and Europe average 10-15 years, often plagued by delays and cost overruns. The recent Vogtle plant expansion in Georgia serves as a grim testament: initially projected to cost $14 billion and start in 2016/2017, it finally came online in 2023/2024 at a cost exceeding $30 billion.


Even under ideal conditions, scaling to full fossil fuel replacement would demand:


  • 1,000+ new mines for uranium/thorium.
  • Orders of magnitude more processing, transport, and waste storage facilities.
  • Tens of trillions in capital—diverted from proven, rapidly deployable renewables and essential grid upgrades.

And here’s the kicker: Nuclear’s safety relies on meticulous, slow construction. Rushing reactor production to meet climate deadlines would inevitably increase meltdown risks, elevate accident rates, and weaken oversight—undermining the very arguments used to promote nuclear in the first place. It's a logistical nightmare piled upon an economic fantasy.


Governance Concerns

Today, nuclear power is concentrated in a few dozen nations with (relatively) stable governance and advanced technical capabilities. Expanding it globally to the extent required for meaningful fossil fuel displacement means confronting uncomfortable realities about who manages these inherently dangerous technologies:


  • Reactor Security: Widespread nuclear infrastructure dramatically increases the targets for terrorism, war, or sabotage. Could every nation guarantee the physical security of multiple reactor sites against sophisticated threats or internal instability?

  • Waste Disposal Equity: Who bears the multi-generational cost and risk of storing waste that remains lethal for millennia? The current "solution" is often kicking the can down the road, but a global nuclear fleet would create an unprecedented volume of such waste, inevitably burdening poorer nations or future, voiceless generations.

  • Proliferation Risks: Plutonium-239, a standard byproduct of civilian reactors, is weapons-grade material. Every new reactor built, especially in regions with political instability or unproven nuclear programs, doubles as a potential BOMB FACTORY. This obviously significantly increases the risk of nuclear weapons proliferation.

If nations currently struggling with basic governance, like Yemen, Haiti, or Somalia, were to operate nuclear plants as part of a global decarbonization effort, would we genuinely trust their long-term stability and regulatory capacity? If populous, developing nations like Brazil or Indonesia built hundreds of reactors, could international oversight realistically prevent the diversion of materials into clandestine weapons programs? The geopolitical ramifications are staggering and largely unaddressed by nuclear proponents.


Privatization Concerns

Nuclear energy has historically never survived without massive and continuous state subsidies. The private sector, by and large, avoids the full lifecycle costs and liability risks unless heavily subsidized by taxpayers. Disasters like Chernobyl and Fukushima saw governments footing astronomical bills that would bankrupt any private entity.


The recent buzz around tech giants like Microsoft and Amazon exploring nuclear options, particularly Small Modular Reactors (SMRs), to power their energy-intensive AI data centers doesn't change this fundamental equation. While these companies seek stable, low-carbon energy, their interest often hinges on public de-risking of these ventures. This push for "privatized" nuclear solutions typically leads to:


  1. Socialized Risks, Privatized Profits: Corporations would benefit from the power, while the public continues to bear the ultimate financial responsibility for accidents, decommissioning, and indefinite waste management. This is not free-market capitalism; it's corporate welfare on an epic scale.

  2. Pressure for Deregulation: To make nuclear economically attractive to private investors and expedite deployment for hungry AI, there will be immense pressure to "streamline" or weaken safety regulations and oversight. This compromises the very safety assurances that proponents tout.

  3. Niche Solutions Masking Systemic Failures: Powering a few data centers with nuclear (itself a monumental undertaking) does little to solve the global energy crisis for the average citizen. It risks creating energy enclaves for the tech elite while the fundamental problems of cost, waste, and safety for broader society remain, or are even worsened by the diversion of resources.

Neither unprecedented corporate welfare nor reckless deregulation offers a sustainable path forward. The renewed corporate interest is less a sign of nuclear's viability and more an indication of how desperate certain sectors are for power, potentially at any societal cost.


Limits to Growth

The most insidious aspect of the nuclear renaissance narrative is its silent endorsement of a deeply flawed premise: that humanity can maintain its current trajectory of infinite material and energy growth on a finite planet. Nuclear power, presented as a "clean" and "abundant" source, is the ultimate technological fix, a seductive illusion that we don't need to make fundamental changes to our consumption patterns or economic systems.


It whispers the comforting lie that we can solve the climate crisis—a crisis born from overshoot—by simply finding a more potent way to fuel the same insatiable machine. This thinking conveniently sidesteps the harder, more crucial conversations about:


  • Degrowth and Sufficiency: Questioning whether endless economic expansion is desirable or even possible, and exploring models based on meeting human needs within ecological boundaries.

  • Radical Energy Efficiency and Conservation: Recognizing that the greenest (and cheapest) energy is the energy we don't use in the first place.

  • Systemic Economic Reform: Moving away from GDP-obsessed models to those prioritizing well-being, equity, and ecological health.

  • Localization and Resilience: Shifting towards more decentralized, community-scaled solutions that are less prone to systemic shocks.

By dangling the prospect of limitless energy, nuclear distracts from these essential transformations. It allows us to avoid confronting the uncomfortable truth that the problem isn't just where our energy comes from, but how much we demand and what for. It’s an enabler for a growth-at-all-costs mentality, perpetuating the very paradigm that has driven us to the brink of ecological collapse.

Choosing nuclear isn't just an energy policy decision; it's a statement about our willingness to grapple with reality. It's opting for a high-tech, high-risk gamble to preserve an unsustainable status quo, rather than embracing the profound, necessary, and ultimately more rewarding task of building a truly sustainable civilization. Future generations, burdened by our radioactive legacy and a potentially depleted planet, are unlikely to thank us for this monumental evasion.


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