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⊹₊ ˚‧︵‿₊୨ Welcome! ୧₊‿︵‧ ˚ ₊⊹

Good vibrations! You've stumbled upon my corner of the internet, a sort of digital closet for my mental skeletons. There's a lot of odd shit here, so feel free to look around and save anything you like. I frequently update this site with new and exciting cringe, and there's even a blog full of half-baked opinions if you enjoy second-hand psychosis. Otherwise, please enjoy some top-shelf, barrel-aged hypertext with a side of refried GeoCities assets.
—Ber ᕦʕ •`ᴥ•´ʔᕤ!

── ⋆⋅ Tier Lists ⋅⋆ ──

I had no clue what to put on my homepage, so I've decided to grace it with a collection of my most spicy takes. Should you find yourself in vehement disagreement, you are cordially invited to dissent in the guestbook!

Now, a quick note for the uninitiated: these rankings follow the scientifically superior Japanese tier system. The 'S' tier stands for "Special," "Super," or the Japanese character for "Exemplary" (秀, *shū*). It's really not that difficult to grasp, but I've included a legend just in case:


S TIER: Jeb bush meme. 😫

A TIER: I fw it heavy. 🫶

B TIER: Hell yeah, brother. 👍

C TIER: Mid. 😐

D TIER: Gave me the ick. 🙅‍

F TIER: This is so ass. 💀

⊹ ࣪ ˖ Countries (35) ⊹ ࣪ ˖

To date, I have visited 35 countries across six continents! This tier list is based entirely on my personal experiences.

S TIER
🇯🇵 Japan
🇵🇱 Poland
🇨🇭 Switzerland
🇩🇰 Denmark
A TIER
🇸🇬 Singapore
🇦🇺 Australia
🇱🇮 Liechtenstein
🇦🇼 Aruba
🇨🇦 Canada
🇳🇴 Norway
🇪🇸 Spain
🇪🇪 Estonia
🇨🇿 Czech Republic
B TIER
🇰🇷 South Korea
🇲🇾 Malaysia
🇮🇹 Italy
🇫🇷 France
🇺🇸 United States
🇨🇱 Chile
🇫🇮 Finland
🇸🇰 Slovakia
C Tier
🇲🇦 Morocco
🇲🇽 Mexico
🇨🇼 Curaçao
🇯🇲 Jamaica
🇧🇪 Belgium
🇭🇺 Hungary
🇳🇱 Netherlands
🇬🇧 United Kingdom
D Tier
🇱🇻 Latvia
🇺🇾 Uruguay
🇸🇪 Sweden
F TIER
🇩🇪 Germany
🇦🇹 Austria
🇻🇦 Vatican City

⊹₊ ˚‧︵‿₊୨ Manga / Anime ୧₊‿︵‧ ˚ ₊⊹

S TIER
One Piece
Cowboy Bebop
Serial Experiments Lain
A Bride's Story
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Dead Dead Demons DeDeDeDeDestruction
Mob Psycho 100
K-On!
Mushishi
Smoking Behind the Supermarket with You
Sailor Moon
A TIER
Vinland Saga
Naruto
Dandadan
Pokemon (original)
Spy X Family
Yuri!!! on Ice
Galaxy Express 999
Kiddy Grade
Lazarus
Goodnight Punpun
Uzumaki
Yostuba&!
B TIER
Death Note
Code Geass
Gurren Lagann
Steins;Gate
BARTENDER Glass Of God
Delicious In Dungeon
Speed Racer
Tonbo!
Madoka Magica
After God
C Tier
Attack on Titan
Demon Slayer
Jujutsu Kaisen
Naruto Shippuden
One Punch Man
Made in Abyss
Digimon (original)
Ouran Host Club
Witch Watch
Bibliomania
D Tier
Neon Genesis Evangelion (seek therapy)
Chainsaw Man
Tokyo Ghoul
Assassination Classroom
Kaguya-sama: Love is War
Solo Leveling
Train to the end of the world
Land of the Lustrous
F TIER
Boruto
The Promised Neverland
Sword Art Online
In Progress
DBZ
Bleach
The Apothecary Diaries
Banana Fish
Berserk
Darker Than Black
Fruits Basket
Monster

✩₊˚.⋆ Video Games ⋆⁺₊✧

S TIER
Pikmin
Animal Crossing*
LoZ: A Link to the Past
Chrono Trigger
Contra
LoZ: Ocarina of Time
Super Smash Bros. Melee
Super Mario 64
Super Mario Sunshine
LoZ: Breath of the Wild
Mario Kart 8 (deluxe)
Wii Sports
Pokemon Emerald
Lost Magic
A TIER
Super Mario Bros
Super Mario Bros III
Super Mario World
Dr. Mario
Tetris
Super Bomberman
LoZ: Majora's Mask
Paper Mario
Metroid Prime
F-Zero GX
Pikmin 2
LoZ: Wind Waker
Kirby Air Ride
Lego Star Wars (all)
Super Monkey Ball (all)
Chibi Robo
Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
Ace Attorney (all)
Kirby's Dream Land
B TIER
LoZ I
Ninja Gaiden (all)
StarTropics
Mega Man I-VI
EarthBound
Super Mario World II
Castlevania (all)
Kirby's Adventure
Street Fighter (all)
Kirby Super Star
Banjo Kazooie
Star Fox 64
Resident Evil (all)
Mario Kart: Double Dash
New Super Mario Bros Wii
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
C Tier
Super C
Super Metroid
Donkey Kong Country
Banjo Tooie
Pokemon Snap
Super Smash Bros
Pikmin 3
WarioWare (all)
LoZ: Twilight Princess
Luigi's Mansion
LoZ: Tears of the Kingdom
Super Mario Odyssey
Kirby and the Forgotten Land
D Tier
Super Mario Kart
LoZ II
Super Mario Bros II
Mega Man VII-XI
Kirby 64
Mario Kart 64
Harvest Moon 64
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater (all)
F TIER
Mario Party (all)
Super Smash Bros WiiU
Hyrule Warriors (all)
ZombiU
Assassin's Creed (all)
In Progress
Final Fantasy (all)
Secret of Mana
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
Fire Emblem (all)
Metroid series (all)
Pikmin 4
Xenoblade Chronicles (all)
Hades
Persona (all)
Monster Hunter (all)
No More Heroes (all)
Luigi's Mansion 3
Mother 3
Golden Sun
Pokemon Arceus
LoZ: Link's Awakening
Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow
Pokemon Gold/Silver/Crystal
Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire
Pokemon HG/SS
Pokemon Platinum
Pokemon White/Black 1&2
The World Ends With You
Mario Kart Wii
Mario Kart DS
Rhythm Heaven
Nintendogs*
Picross3D
Brain Age
Trauma Center (all)
Kirby: Canvas Curse
LoZ: Minish Cap
Kirby: Nightmare in Dream Land
Kirby & The Amazing Mirror
Super Smash Bros 3DS
Mario Kart 7
Rhythm Heaven

Animal Crossing Rankings: Dōbutsu no Mori e+, New Horizons, Wild World, New Leaf, Happy Home Designer, City Folk, Amiibo Festival, all others.

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